Scene: Meg in the living room watching TV. I am in the dining room playing game boy. Lola is in the kitchen doing something.
All of a sudden, Lola exclaimed, Ayy! In the name of Jesus!Meg comes up to me and ask, Mommy, why does Lola always say "Ayyy! In the name of Jesus". I had to laugh cause it's true Lola does say it a lot. I told her to ask Lola. Lola said, Cause I'm asking Jesus for protection in an accident, when I fall down, when I drop something. And Megan replied, Lola, that's called gravity! Hahahaha.
And then Megan came up to me and intentionally bumped into me and said, Ayyy! In the name of Jesus. I know I have to tell her about not taking the Lord's name in vain, but that was too funny. So, I laughed first and tried to explained to her about taking the Lord's name in vain. She hasn't done it again.
July 21, 2005
July 20, 2005
gray hair
Like most little girls, Megan is fascinated by what grown-ups do: cooking, putting make-up on, plucking eyebrows, and the like. So, when Lola asked me to pluck her gray hairs, Megan asked if she could do it.
When she managed to pluck one out,
Show it to Lola.
Why?
Cause, for every gray hair that you pluck, Lola will give you 5 cents.
She plucked about 7 and took off. She got bored.
When she managed to pluck one out,
Show it to Lola.
Why?
Cause, for every gray hair that you pluck, Lola will give you 5 cents.
She plucked about 7 and took off. She got bored.
July 09, 2005
July 06, 2005
make-over
Mommy, are you gonna have a make-over?
No! Why do you think I need a make-over?
Yes, so you'll be beautiful.
Am I ugly?
Just a teeny-tiny...
WHAT?!
Just a teeny-tiny ugly.
What is it about mommy that's ugly?
You have these teeny-tiny wrinkles (I think, she meant blemishes) in your face. And you're not peach like me and daddy.
WHAT?!
Why are you shocked?
Because you called me ugly. What about Lola?
You and Lola look like twins.
What about Aymone?
Aymone is peach like me and Daddy.
I still can't believe my daughter called me ugly. Even if it's just a teeny-tiny.
No! Why do you think I need a make-over?
Yes, so you'll be beautiful.
Am I ugly?
Just a teeny-tiny...
WHAT?!
Just a teeny-tiny ugly.
What is it about mommy that's ugly?
You have these teeny-tiny wrinkles (I think, she meant blemishes) in your face. And you're not peach like me and daddy.
WHAT?!
Why are you shocked?
Because you called me ugly. What about Lola?
You and Lola look like twins.
What about Aymone?
Aymone is peach like me and Daddy.
I still can't believe my daughter called me ugly. Even if it's just a teeny-tiny.
July 04, 2005
boyfriend
We were watching Live 8 on TV and when Sting came on,
Meg, hurry, my boyfriend is on.
Mommy, does Sting know me?
No.
Did you meet him before I was born?
Yes.
When did you meet him?
A long time ago.
Did he go to your school?
No.
How did you meet him?
In my dreams.
I want you to meet him for real, mommy.
Why?
So, I can meet him, too.
He's married too and he's got kids of his own.
Can I play with his kids when I go to his house?
Sure, Meg.
Meg, hurry, my boyfriend is on.
Mommy, does Sting know me?
No.
Did you meet him before I was born?
Yes.
When did you meet him?
A long time ago.
Did he go to your school?
No.
How did you meet him?
In my dreams.
I want you to meet him for real, mommy.
Why?
So, I can meet him, too.
He's married too and he's got kids of his own.
Can I play with his kids when I go to his house?
Sure, Meg.
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