Green

Last night while we were having dinner:

Meg: Mommy, why didn't you dress me in green?

Mom: You didn't tell me that you need to be in green.

Meg: I didn't know...

Dad: Did you get pinched a lot today?

Meg: No... (Dad pinched her) Awww... why'd you pinch me?

Dad: Cause you're not wearing green!

Mom: Go ahead, hun, pinch Daddy too, he's not wearing green

(She pinched Dad, and then again.)

Dad: Aw! Why'd you pinch me twice?

Meg: Cause you didn't get hurt. Why do we have to wear green?

Mom: Cause people like wearing green on St. Patrick's Day.

Meg: Is it still St. Patrick's tomorrow?

Mom: No.

Meg: I want to wear green!