mommy, is tomorrow school?
no, hun, no school tomorrow.
but, why? Tomorrow is zero day. (on weekends, she counts down the days till school)
yes, hun, but tomorrow is a holiday, so no school.
Oh!
the story about columbus
columbus men didn't like columbus. now, when it was morning columbus said, time to work but they didn't wanna cause they didn't like columbus. so they tried the other plan when it was night, they ate dinner. they showered themselves and they went potty in the bucket and then went to sleep. (insert snoring sounds here). when it was morning time, they throwed the pee out of the bucket into the water, they had to wash the floor like this, (insert splashing sound here) and then they wash the walls, (you have to type wishy washy, "i did already", i don't see wishy washy, spell wishy washy) when they were washing walls it got night and then they ate dinner again, and showered themselves again and brushed their teeth again, and then they went to bed, and they peed again. When they went to bed, they were thinking of throwing Columbus into the water but not yet, columbus said, "3 more days" when they got to the beach, they'll throw Columbus in 3 more days. When they saw the beach, there were fruits, there was banana trees, and orange trees, and grapevines, and potatoes everywhere, it was pretty nice but they didn't know who was watching it when they got to the beach in 15 hours. When they got to Francis they didn't know what's people was over there in Francis. ("What's Francis?" Francis is a big, big beautiful world. "Are we still talking about Columbus?" I am talking about Columbus.) When they got to the beach, they throwed Columbus into the beach and they had a nice day in the beach and they didn't know who was watching the beach. And then when Columbus was in the water he turned back a little bit, back and back and back and back. Columbus knows who was watching after beach, it was the indians, the indians were watching after it, not a woman, but boys was watching it. And that's the end.
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