Kaysa

Mommy, Kaysa is my pretend sister. And, she goes to a pretend school in a pretend bus.

Does she have a pretend teacher, too?

Yes.

And who is her pretend mommy?

She doesn't have a pretend mommy, she has a real mommy. You're her mommy. (hahaha)

So, where is her pretend bedroom in our house?

She doesn't have a pretend bedroom, she sleeps in the living room. (Poor Kaysa)

Well, what about the purple bedroom? Can't she have that as her bedroom?

Yeah, she can sleep in the purple bedroom. But, you know what Mommy? When she can't sleep, she sleeps with me.

Wait a minute, so, if she can't sleep, she sleeps with you. But, when you can't sleep, you sleep with me. So, who is Kaysa sleeping with?

*She thinks really hard* But, she won't be alone, she's sleeping with my toys.