watermelon

Meg loves fruits.

Especially the soft and juicy kind and watermelon tops the list. I bought a quarter of watermelon and served it for dessert.

Mommy, is this for me?

Why? Can you eat all of it?

Yes! I love watermelon.

You cannot possibly eat all that.

Oh, yes, I can!

And she proceeded to eat it with so much gusto.

Mommy, I was just kidding when I said I can eat it all. My tummy hurts.

This is really so mean of me, but it was just too funny. The phrase "swallowed a watermelon" just came to life right in front of my eyes. She has a pudgy tummy and all that watermelon just made her tummy look rounder. She was holding on her tummy and complaining about how she ate too much watermelon and she said that she can't move or she's gonna get sick.